🫣Why Do Bad Things Always Happen to Me?🤔

💁‍♀️Let’s be real: we’ve all had those days where the universe feels like it’s trolling us. You spill coffee on your shirt, stub your toe, and then, because the cosmos has a sense of humor, your phone dies right when you need GPS. Cue the dramatic sigh: “Why do bad things always happen to me?” 😩☕📱🦶 But here’s the Abraham Hicks twist: bad things don’t “always” happen to you. They’re simply the universe’s way of saying, “Hey, you’ve been vibing at the frequency of chaos, and I thought I’d match it.” It’s not punishment, it’s physics with a side of sass. Hicks reminds us that the Law of Attraction is like Amazon Prime for your thoughts. Think “ugh, everything sucks,” and boom your package of suck arrives in two business days. 📦💨 Other spiritual teachers echo this. Eckhart Tolle would say you’re trapped in the “pain-body,” replaying old hurts like a Netflix binge you didn’t even enjoy the first time. Wayne Dyer would gently nudge: “Change the way you look at things, and the things you look at change.” Translation: stop doomscrolling your own life. 📺🔄 So why do bad things “always” happen? Because “always” is a story you keep telling yourself. And stories are powerful. If you narrate your life like a tragic sitcom, the laugh track will never kick in. But if you flip the script “Wow, the universe is giving me material for my memoir” suddenly, even spilled coffee becomes character development. ☕📖 The Cosmic Comedy Routine 🎭 🦶Stubbed toe? Proof you’re grounded. Literally. 📱Phone died? The universe saying: “Talk to humans, not screens.” 🚚Traffic jam? A divine pause so you don’t miss the billboard with the message you needed. 🎯 Abraham Hicks would say: “You can’t get it wrong, and you’ll never get it done.” Which is basically cosmic permission to stop stressing. Life isn’t a test, it’s improv. And the “bad” stuff? Just plot twists to keep the show interesting. 🎬✨ 🙏 Divine Timing Prayer for Cosmic Comedy: 🕊Heavenly Father, When life feels like a comedy of errors and I’m tempted to ask, “Why me?” remind me that even the plot twists are part of Your divine script. Teach me to laugh at the chaos, to trust Your timing, and to see every stumble as a step toward wisdom. Let my spirit rise above frustration, anchored in Your love, and let my words attract peace instead of panic. Fill me with discernment so I can rewrite the story I tell myself, not as a victim of circumstance, but as a child of victory. May joy be my soundtrack, gratitude my dialogue, and faith my finale. In Jesus’ precious name, Amen. Ameen. Ase. And So Be It. 🌸✨ 🌸 Love & Light Affirmation: “I release the story of ‘bad things always happen to me. I choose to align with joy, humor, and divine timing. Every twist is a gift, every stumble is a lesson, and every spilled coffee is just the universe reminding me to slow down. I am safe, I am guided, and I am free.” 🌟💜🌸 📚 Sources: Hicks, Esther, and Jerry Hicks. The Law of Attraction: The Basics of the Teachings of Abraham. Hay House, 2006. Tolle, Eckhart. The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment. New World Library, 1999. Dyer, Wayne W. Change Your Thoughts, Change Your Life: Living the Wisdom of the Tao. Hay House, 2007.